Description
It’s 1987:
you’re wearing your favourite ra ra skirt,
and your hair is big,
bigger than big,
and you’re singing
at the top of your lungs:
“The summit on the mountain top
Burning like a silver flame
The summit of beauty and love
And Venus was her name.”
.
.
You look down past your makeshift (banana) microphone.
And realise that your legs aren’t as smooth as they were back then.
Eh! What’s happened?
It’s twenty-twenty-something, and things have changed, like, really changed.
Your ra ra skirt is a thing of history, and you’re wondering where the time went.
All is not lost, though.
Our Venus Body Oil is here to rescue you from 80s nostalgia.
This smooth, herby, aromatic body oil is full of invigorating essential oils to get your circulation moving and your lymph flowing.
Uplifting oils of grapefruit, rosemary and cypress plus nourishing Australian hazelnut oil, meld into your skin to bring out your natural beauty.
And although your name probably isn’t Venus.
You’ve still got it.
Yeah, baby, you’ve got it!
